"team peeta or team ga-"
just a sack of organs that cares far too much what other organ sacks think of me
happy finals week
Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.
SOMEONE SAID IT
Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent
LOCKED CHAINED AND FUCKING OWNED
She will be that mom who goes on all the field trips just to embarrass her kids
Kanye West & Kim Kardashian vs James Franco & Seth Rogen
Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.